Not that I support crime of any kind, but I found this one of the most hillarious pieces of cupcakes news I have heard in a while:
Wicked Witch Bakery in Phoenix, AZ was broken into yesterday. The theif bypassed the cash register, flat screen TV, and expensive baking equipment and stole a couple dozen red velvet cupcakes....that's it. Just the cupcakes.
See it on ABC: http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=bizarre&id=5558005